Hello my name is Russell it's very nice to meet you I've seen a lot of your videos and pictures of you I've always had a crush on you and I've always liked you I've always wanted to be with you I've always loved you I would really like to have you as a girlfriend even knowing that you're a mistress I would really like to be with you

^ My dearest Russell, please give me all your contact information including your credit card number and I'll make you a happy man